a couple minutes ago I was almost.. wait.. I was hit by a car. it was going very very slow. but it totally made contact with my body. luckily it wasn’t going fast - as I would be dead. hehe. it ruled.
then my coworkers made fun of me for being an internet only person. I think the quote was “basketball, one of the things you wouldn’t know about cuz it isn’t on the internet.”
oh yea.