The weather...
Please note: This post was written some time ago (23 years ago). I was only 22 years old when this post was written. My perspectives, knowledge, and opinions may have evolved significantly since then. While the content might still offer valuable insights, I encourage readers to consider it in the context of its publication date.
Awhile ago, when I first started dating my girlfriend a friend of mine used to allude to my relationship with her as the weather. He would say “hey harper, how is the weather” and per the current situation I would tailor the response. Well, my humble audience: the weather is great. In all situations… The actual weather and my girlfriend. Eveything is nice and smooth and fun. I enjoy it. It is like 60 degrees out today and It has been like 1.083 years since I started dating k*star. weee