A fire soaked Dick Cheney will be driving his very own segway(segue wtf) if you donate money. I don’t think you should however. because I would use the money a more wisely…

My mom is in town. we are going to visit my <a href="http://www.dylanreed.org"brother(who apparently is also a porn star) in california. I am excited. it is my first vacation. hahheh. here are some juggling pictures from this last weekend.