i just picked up my visa. w00t. no I am a free man.
or something.

so the president has been meeting with aliens. seriously. i am not lieing.

what I am lieing about is that the fallujah was a success. also that the war is over. I am lieing about that too. oh and I am lieing about how we are not engaged in another never ending vietnam like battle. oh wait. I am not the president. I guess I am only lieing about whether or not I am tired. I am so tired.

check this out. I would say it is awesome. but it isn’t. :(