stupid sick :: jokesareawesome.com
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i hate being sick. it totally blows. I love black metal. I really don’t know how they are related. but I have listened to black metal for the last couple months. and it rules. today was all emporer.
i got bored of choosign music for my ipod - so I let itunes do it this time. it did a pretty good job. I am proud.
anyway. last night I played yoyo and cleaned my room. it was cool. I got these new bearings for my yoyojam hitmen (:P) and they are “konkave” so the string rests on the center and then the yoyo acts very smooth. rico suave. it rules. tricks for years.
check this out. haha. nata2.info rules. it has an alexa traffic rank of 96,525 and is constantly being blocked by web proxies. haha. my friends told him this:
The site you requested is blocked under your organization's filtering policy. It fits into the following filtering category(ies) that your organization has chosen to block:the best part is - that I put all my pictures and such there - so everyone I know "goes" there to check stuff out. but they have to wade through pounds and pounds of stuff that is catagorized as "Tasteless/Gross, Jokes, Profanity, Nudity, Sex." I rule.
Tasteless/Gross, Jokes, Profanity, Nudity, Sex
oh oh oh. I remember. I have a new site. it is a pretty cool little site for jokes. most are really bad. but I kept thinkgin to myself - I should write these jokes I have in my head down. and then I was like. naw. I don't want to do any of that work. so I made this new site:
http://jokesareawesome.com/
it rules. it took like 2 hours to build. and hopefully the joke library will grow. whee.
tonight is crobar rock night. it should be fun. if you want to go - show up and drop my name. haha. so funny. but yea. I am going to dinner with s friend and then to crobar. the sad thing is that I am sick - and that my friend sarah and her fiance matt are in town - but I have to "work." and by work I mean goto a club and be cool. I love my life. programming web apps. fixing servers. makign yoyo sites. yoyoing. clubbing. ladies and finally being awesome. oh yes. it is true.
i will probably regret being such a dork at some point. but not now. that is for damn sure.
i want my bike.