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i hate being sick. it totally blows. I love black metal. I really don’t know how they are related. but I have listened to black metal for …tonight i stayed in.
i worked. and then I went and got my hair trimmed. haha. I mean shorn. after that I came home and PASSED out. it ruled. slept until about 9 …walking
after walking to work. I noticed that I generally feel pretty good - in regards to the stiffness and all the reasons I went to accupuncture. …lentil soup is roasting my ever dark soul: privacy issues!
this is a long entry heh. I wish I really was a darksider. I have had some really weird dreams the past couple days. first I had a dream I …THEY LIVE
i just watched an awesome movie called they live. it rules. ruled something fierce. I laughed very hard for most of the movie. it had great …Blue line...
The blue line is madness. in the past couple days crazy stuff has gone down. most of it is just crazies interacting with the normals. hehe. …rule..
Bullet time ping pong… it is so awesome… this is not as cool.. but maybe if you are angry enough.. you can get some sweet redemption.. wtf! …heh.
so often on the internet you can suddenly run across some picture or whatever that is very nasty. so sometimes geeks obsess with these …gerbil
i don’t know what that means. does anyone remember the realgerbil page that mocked the realdoll page? remember the picture of the gerbil …Hand in the Bush
So anyway. this weekend was incredibly hot. like not fun hot. I was not excited. I can’t quite remember what exactly went down this weekend. …strange
I imagine that if all you are anything like myself you have all wondered how to have sex with a dolphin. Well here is the manual. Alarming, …A very good sentence...
“Fixated offenders are not aware of the inherent detrimental nature of their actions because they exhibit a primitive sense of …