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Goddamn Stoners!
A friend of mine works for high times. So Charlie and I figured we would send them a small swag package - and then they would send us a swag …Work gocarts. yea know. the usual.
So we got gocarts at work. It is pretty awesome. I grew up with gocarts - so driving fast around is second nature and great fun. Everyday I …eek. I've been dugg!
So I am totally sleep deprived. I got back from Japan yesterday and didn't follow the rules for avoiding jet lag - mainly I went right to …fukung.net - a new face to nata2.info
I was thinking about how I have a lot of domains that are not being used and how that pisses me off. It is annoying to have a domain that …the most insane thing happened today on the train
It was like a dream. an annoying dream. I got on the train at jefferson park and noticed some dumbass meatheads sitting with their suburban …Oh my god. I can see forever
So tonight i was awesome. I mean. i am always pretty awesome. but tonight i really ruled. I have been trying to send a text message to …I redid jokesareawesome.com
Check it out here: jokesareawesome.com I made it a bit more user friendly, made it a bit more web 2.0 and really fixed up the backend. The …best blond joke ever
omg. This is the best blond joke ever. seriously.hahaha. hiromi rules
so hiromi, morgan, matiss and i were all chatting and hiromi was talkign about japanese TV: hiromi: Japanese comedians dress up like white …goddamn i rule.
i had no idea how much i rule until derek pointed it out to me: Derek Brooks: i found a better google search Home Aim: yea? Derek Brooks: …i rule
So i was persuing google and i was googling my name - yea know checking up on myself. doing a background search to see if i am insane and …Weakest link
You have GOT to check this out. It is absolutely amazing. It is a hiphop version of weakest link. So goddamn funny. Check out our families …she wants revenge is my new favorite band.
however.. there is one downside.. the songs do sound the same. but mike said it best: Mike Compton: wtf, every one of these songs sounds the …hahah. doh. i mean.. umm..
so apparently some people didn’t appreciate the.. umm.. spoilers in my last post.. sorry about that. i will uhh.. hide them. ;-) i guess …nyc. gay porn again.
I am in nyc. sitting at tommie’s apartment - listening to remixes and puffy electro. awesome. the yoyo contest was a lot of fun. i …i live in a russian novel.
So i went to the doctor yesterday and was like “what the hell is wrong with my broke ass foot” and the doctor was like “well what have you …certainly not work related
freakelephant : you'll hear from [--------] this week. i been rapping with him. linuxkilla : yea? freakelephant : yep' linuxkilla : about …i have discovered the magic of fanciness.
So i discovered peapod tonight. in my quest to save money while preparing for my eventual demise at the hands of my EVIL DARK OVERLORDS i …insanity for sure
So i randomly decided to redo blogs.nata2.org in rails at 2 in the morning. WHY AM I INSANE!!! someday all this lack of sleep will pay off - …phoenix is rather nice
the weather here is excellent. i likey. work is fun. the environment here is much more “low-key” than in chicago. the people are just as …cecil. word
so i was hanging out at work. and i decided to check up on some blogs as a pat on the back for doing good work - and i checked this blog i …a couple quick things
First off.. this is awesome. heh. that is exactly how i feel about christianity. second.. someone in their infinite wisdom has created a …work work work
so I am working. with monkeys on my mind. it is a lot of fun - but it will soon be stressful. at least it is stress with humor involved. …for some unknown and probably trivial reason
i am rather irritable. I am getting annoyed at the smallest thigns. it is kinda entertaining. that is how rediculous it is. I understand …the world never stops
this is the best quote I have heard in many moons. ANGORA8: my friend’s girlfriend always wears corduroy and it sounds like gerbils …THEY LIVE again. for the second time.
last night was pretty fun. I hung out with hannah. we went to the faint. but first I slept until 8. rule. I love naps. I nede to eat better …heh
this is pretty funny.check the third picture down.when showers attack
so today - I am chilling - taking a shower and my wall attacked me. I was just brushing my teeth in the shower and I turned around and the …IJA - i.e. i like to juggle lots.
i have been away. oh yes. I have been away. i got to buffalo on wednesday night. dylan arrived shortly after I did and we went to the …danzig. zip zig.
here is a video of danzig getting knocked out. hah. so I see this girl on the train all the time. she is really cute. I would like to talk …totoro. medicine women
this is pretty funny. sometimes I wish I had a secret place to store things. like a mary poppins bag of sorts that I could carry around and …i have no idea what i was about to say
this happens a lot. I had a lot of fun last night. the night at crobar is really starting to shape up. I enjoy it a lot. katie brought my …yoyoyo all the good men are dieing.
so the past month - I have reengaged my ears in a black metal journey. it is awesome. I <3 black metal. I have been listening to primarily …today was pretty fun
i just got home from work and hung out. chilled with rachel. got quiznos - which is near my house(weird. it just appeared). yea know the …whooooo
boy oh boy. I am in a crazy mood this morning. besides getting up at 7:30 for NO reason - I have been standing in front of the bathroom …heh.
remember. I rule. k3r051n3: you know what reallly scares me about this? k3r051n3: …everything is coming together
now hopefully nothing falls apart in the next 12 hours. this is pretty funny. heh. stupid states vote republican. ;) haha. umm yea. stupid …yep.
i am late for a meeting. heh. but I found this link: Rumsfeld: post-war problems of ‘occupation’ underestimated. heh. weird eh. yea the best …red alert
check this out. also I added a BUNDLE of media to nata2.info recently. mostly stuff about war. I added a bucnh of stuff from iraq and the …it has and it will be. ghosts in my eyes
the last couple days have been pretty weird. I didn’t feel like posting at all. which is in itself pretty different. usually I post as a …head kick
i just made a 3ft x 4ft picture of my head. it is pretty funny. especially when it is printed out. so. umm. yea. here is a 6ft x 8ft unicorn …oh yeah
i forgot to post some links: i love misinformation. I think it is one of my favorite things. I often don’t liek seinfield - however the …here are some nice things
iw as poking aroudn the ze frank site and I noticed this game. it seems like agood time. I need a mic however. soon I suppose. this movie is …yo!
this is pretty funny. as is this. I made a bunch of entries today. this is nice.i talked to morgan a couple tiems today on aim. it is kinda …wyrd
umm. soo.. yea.. umm.. uhh.. I am like.. uhh.. this weekend was great. we had a fun time. it was wonderful to have jon visit. we hadn’t …game game game
so in the last week I made a game for morgan. it is retarded. seriously. so funny. reallly dumb. a lot of my friends helped. it is located …today..
so my accupunture last night was cool. it strangely seemed to effect my mood - which I was not quite ready for. I was totally a irrational, …one of my most hated things
is when you lose a blog entry mid creation. ohhhhh. I hate that a lot. I had written about my night here on bald mountain and how it was a …wyrd
so I am reading beowulf (or is it this). it is interesting to read for fun what I once rejected reading for school. however it really brings …I am on the train
Hehe. I rule.yea. it is true
a couple minutes ago I was almost.. wait.. I was hit by a car. it was going very very slow. but it totally made contact with my body. …yesterday i wasn't...
i was so weird yesterday. I didn’t want to be at work. so I just did my work without mentioning a word to anyone - and I reacted poorly when …hahahahaha. once again.. i rule
so a week or so ago I went to this party for the chicago thong organization, it was really funny and strange - but my friend chris and I …i think i am allergic to my shirt.
my shirt is causing my neck to turn red. usually this isn’t a good thing. but today it is awesome. !!! i got up so early today. it is weird …my life
suddenly became better because of my friends.. and the ass shots that people keep forwarding me from friday. thanks guys. oh and here is an …tired.
staying up for work is killing me. haha. even thought it was a couple days ago. I obviously need to take this weekend and sleep in. when I …today == tonight
so today I had a weird day at work. nothing happened - I just felt weird. so I went home and attempted to take a nap to relax myself. but …gross
mcdonalds is incredibly gross. I hope somebody tells all the mcmutants before they break into a thousand pieces terminator two style.i love …unnerving
i really enjoy words. they seem to really add good things to our world. I want to be smart. someday. someday. I get really worried that my …trash and my ruleness absolute.
So I have been trashing my blog by quoting aim and such. it is nice and humorous but it totally throughs of the blog feel and makes it kinda …heheheh
so yea. I rule. q is not a name: um, can you give leslie a tutorial on how to use the internet NaTa22aTaN: umm sure NaTa22aTaN: internet …tee hee
typeing is awesome ZombieBet (11:45:07 AM): have u ever tripped? linUXkilla (11:46:05 AM): dog no AIM is awesome freudnl (2:17:24 PM): we …eeeek .. i hate video games. seriously.
all I do is sit here and play stupid video games. hahaha. umm. back to work tomarrow. so sad so sad. but I guess I knew this day would come. …heh
this guy stoled my life ;)wow. what an algorithm
goto google type miserable failure into the search box click I am feeling luckyhere are some funny pictures - poor fat kid.fellatio barn
spacemouse is backnow it is time to go to the fellatio barn!!jesus christ.
nata2.info pulled 126287996 kbytes of bandwidth yesterday.that is 126g of bandwidth. wow. I have pulled 277397894 kbytes(277g)since the …wow
The california fires look really cool from space. This commercial is funny.jesus.. bwahahahahah
so I really don’t believe in god or jesus or the like.. but this is awesome. So apparently mel gibson has lost his mind and is making a …hehe. .awesome..
The other day a friend lent me one of the CKY videos. I watched it.. and laughed.. and whatever.. so I thought today that I should do a …sweetness...
give it to me.. give it to me yea.. its my weakness.. so today is the first day in a fair number of days that I am not coked out of my mind …Blue line...
The blue line is madness. in the past couple days crazy stuff has gone down. most of it is just crazies interacting with the normals. hehe. …i rule.
I got this email on friday: hey, my school says that if we go on nata2.info we will get suspended,why?? hmm. what to think. haha. I laughed …insanity
this is insanity linUXkilla (2:05:12 PM): http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/asx/hkzkt03.asx phunktoad (2:05:15 PM): have you watched the little …alex chiu is my mom
I love alex chiu. he cracks me up so much. So I signed up to be an affiliate and I was able to achieve the required 80 clicks in no time …bloody..
so yesterday, I was hanging out with hiromi and I ended up gnawing off a small piece of skin on my shoulder.. which ended up bleeding and …rule..
Bullet time ping pong… it is so awesome… this is not as cool.. but maybe if you are angry enough.. you can get some sweet redemption.. wtf! …christ i am not
So on thursday I got really bored and made a false profile for a christian dating service. It is really lame.. however we made a funny …eeekk
i am sick today. it sucks. but I “refound” this humorous and enlightening article.. not necessarily safe for work or children.meeting
Next year, rather than go to the indy 500, I think I will go here.i am up, at work so early. goddamn meetings that I called. hehe. I shoudl …links.. links.. links.. i am tired
i am so sleepy. so here are some links for yall. First I have an interesting article about Russell’s Paradox. and then the related article …hehe - kenny roger's jackass
:) lolin song: I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. I got my yoyo’s.. …heh.
so often on the internet you can suddenly run across some picture or whatever that is very nasty. so sometimes geeks obsess with these …btw
i LOVE iron maiden.. this isn’t even funny. I am listening to “The number of the Beast” and I am doing interpretive dances in my cube. a lot …Winamp cracks me up..
First off.. they wrote a good piece of software. They wrote the original gnutella client and leaked enough info out for it to be easily …ROAR
tonight I am going to see cursive. it should be fun. I really like that band. but what I like more is this. It is very funny. ;) ;)So we are …tee hee
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So for the past week or so I kept seeing this guy in newspapers, on websites and on tv and I thought ron jeremy had gotten arrested. I guess …maddox rules
this guy knows what is up. Especially when it comes to bushdream of the requiem
with the US targeting a bit of aggression towards france.. I am reminded of my dream of nuclear war. Ever since I saw red dawn when I was …last temptation
I just finished watching Donnie Darko. It was quite the movie. I enjoyed it. I thought it was humorous that on halloween - they were showing …very interesting
this interview is quite something. This movie rules. seriously. very very funny. and it is called farm sluts. it is every corporate workers …our world rules
Happy Valentines dayToday is my brothers birthday. Happy birthday dylan. for your birthday I got you a nuclear war threat. sweet huhI love …icon = religious graphics
So washington is prepared. I would be so surprised if we were to receive a air strike. could you imagine what would happen. beside the fear …gerbil
i don’t know what that means. does anyone remember the realgerbil page that mocked the realdoll page? remember the picture of the gerbil …man men woman women
Man - I have been writing this entry for so long. I keep reading this post on fark about exam/test taking stories. Some of them are very …argh
today I am tired. I have been working all day an I just don’t feel well about it. like I should have slept or something. it is weird. I mean …wicked
Soo.. I just wrote this entry and I clicked on a really fucked up link and broke it. heh. it was funny. it was also pornographic and I was …Movement
Check out this video clip, it is from kollaboration - the biggest korean-american talent show in the west. Also check out sierize - and …humor
apparently this is funny. I don’t have quicktime so I am unable to check :(. But I am able to check this and it is funny.guantanamo airlines
Here are some really messed up pictures: one, two, three, four, five, sixPrisoners of war rule!! I have mirrored the pictures here.Check out …emo
I juggled at six flags again this weekend. My hands turn so so black it is unnatural. they just change to a different shade altogether.. no …smoke on the water
We rule: 04:29PM up 1001 days, 16:49, 2 users, load average: 2.35, 2.48, 2.38hehe. too bad it isn’t a very good machine eh.fun fun
here yea go.. or black people love us.. its true..Funk
Last night I went to funk night at danny’s.. however I forgot that I really don’t like funk. heh. suxor. It was still really fun to hang out …more fun coming your way
heh. My friend sent me this. her last name is daylin. which is completely made up.This dude totally flips out
whooo. And the reason he lost it.dance to the music
this is humorous.. this is weird.. smile your on candid camera.. uhh.. wtf..all day i dream about spanish encyclopedias
so all day.. everyday.. for the last couple weeks, I have been developing a spanish site for my employer. heh. it rules. and I don’t even …this weekend.. -- -- -- -- this entry is out of control.
heh. hah. hoh. Yea. so this weekend was great. it really was. Quite something. On friday, I got up a little late. Not too late. but late …deisgn (i spelled this incorrectly.. and then i thought it was funny.. so yea)
i love the internet. Awhile back I posted 60X1.com, I finally took the time to finish it and much to my chagrin it led me to some amazing …i am serious.
this is rather funny.out of hand.
this video is totally out of hand.rock and roll star
The last couple days have been rather fun. I had a good ime hanging out with my friend mike and his friend sherwin. They are so so funny. We …tuo siht kcehc
Today I made a dtd. This isn’t really exciting so to speak. But it is quite fun for me. In my head anyway. I really enjoy stupid shit like …high voltage fun!!
Once when I was little, I was playing with my jacobs ladder, when my arm got stuck in it. This burnt me real bad and made me a littl ebit …Today is a good day for random stuff.
i love legos?, they rule. and I love morbid stuff. so when you combine the two, I laugh. So for the longest time I saw this guy all over the …Funny as hell
heh. you have got ot check this out. My favorite is the dance contest. that furry guy can get down. i wonder if this is nice or funny …everyday.
Today I sit in my office surrounded by 4 computers. on eof them is a huge netfinity POS from ibms death shops. it ways like 120 pounds. …the tax man..
tonight.. I did and possibly finished my taxes. it is incredible. I thought this day would never come. It wasn’t very hard. especailly with …hehe.
evil706 (12:11:28 AM): don’t worry harper “Every thang’s going to be all white” hehhuh
i love reality. also check out the spark it is really funny.My parents are coming this friday. I am quite excited. It should be a real fun …the best movie ever... !!
Last night I went out to a seedy bar with some friends after work. Drank a little - helped another friend with web problems. and then went …anti-castro
Today, as I was walking to work. I glanced over and noticed that castro was standing impatiently next to me. He qwas jonesin to cross the …Gravity
Once again, gravity is really having its way with me. It has tripped me and flung me about for the last time. I vow to stand up to gravity …acidhead
So I went to school with this really nice but very strange young man from colorado. We hung out a little and we had a class together toward …another one for the books
i need to post a link.. since I was doing so well awhile ago and now I am doing poorly.. so here goes: OK, so I play a game called bejeweled …Cut off his feet
I found this site and was floored. Whoa. that dude is hardcore and doesn’t have the best design skillz.. heheh.. I am so leet. I am almost …sometimes...
So I have seen this site around the net for awhile and I went to it a couple time but it didn’t really make any sense. So today I read some …Flash
Well, after the last couple humorous flash things I decided to dog up a coupl ereal good ones. The first is one my friend mike showed me. …hehe
This is very very funny.Jane's Addiction
I saw Jane’s Addiction tonight. it was a great show. very Very good. Perry Farrell too koff his clothes and danced around in his polo …Thong or Doggie
Check this out. It is probably one of the funniest things i have seen in awhile. HeHe. I would have to say that i agree with most of the …No internet for me. No servers for me. No computers for me.
So i was reading the New Yorker Magazine when i noticed that all of the cartoons were making fun of .coms failing. And then i noticed that …ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Hey yall, you have got to check this out(also here).ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO USsmall pants
Today i got small pants… weehee… hehehe .. Happy St. Patrix Daydive
Today i went to this great dive of a bar for lunch. It reminded me of all the great bar food i have had throughout my life… I ran into a …